10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Fold and live to fold again