10 Random Poker Quotes

• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.