10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.