10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.