10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim