10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright