10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels