10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Poker is for loners.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln