10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear