10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Fold and live to fold again
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.