10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves