10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.