10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."