10 Random Poker Quotes

Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
"The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword