10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters