10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• It's Free To Fold...