10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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