10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.