10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is for loners.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery