10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.