10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• im going to 2 out you to death
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.