10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---