10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."