10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die