10 Random Poker Quotes

• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!