10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs