10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth