10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."