10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.