10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Welcome to kicker school
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'