10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm