10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"