10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]