10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"