10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker is for loners.