10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- It's Free To Fold...
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.