10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson