10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.