10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown