10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water