10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.