10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.