10 Random Poker Quotes

For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
You have to piss with the dick you have
If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
"I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
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