10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• You have to piss with the dick you have