10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- im going to 2 out you to death
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)