10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- It's Free To Fold...
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)