10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders