10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth