10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright