10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A